I am a Web Developer by day, Web Developer by night. I graduated from Washington State University in 2007 with a Bachelors Degree in Digital Technology and Culture, and I currently work at the internet advertising firm Local Marketers, based out of Seattle, WA, where I build out websites for franchise clients and independent service companies.
Away from work, I live in Kirkland, WA with my girlfriend (the other side of the gap) and our Scottish Terrier, Franklin. I tend to spend my time on the computer either browsing, developing, or playing games. If I’m away from the keyboard, I can probably be found watching movies to review, eating at restaurants to review, or listening to music to review. I have a passion for writing, information design, and life’s puzzles.
I started this site for a couple of reasons, including the fact I thought up the witty title and decided I had to buy the domain, so I figured if I owned the domain I should put something on it. Secondly, I wanted to give my quick and dirty take on the things in life that I had spent my time with, either to give something more press, or to keep others away. There is no defined system to the reviews; most of them are probably pretty short, because who wants to read a 45 page review on some restaurant? You probably just want to know if the food is good or not, and that’s what I aim for. There may be some more in-depth reviews in the future if I find the time, but I’ve found that what I’m doing right now fits my schedule well.
I am a member of Mensa, have an IQ of 243, and have discovered a previously unknown galaxy in astronomy class.



